big Green gooye aliens

'AHHHHH it's a alien invasion' Aliens don't exist but if they did I think aliens would have 1 eye be big fat gooey green things and they would speak gibberish but you would find one like the B.F.G accept the B.F.A(big friendly alien) and when you get invaded he would be with the humans and then a mad scientist would turn him human and they would have 4 arms and no feet he or her would just slither around.Many scientist have said they have seen flying sources but i just think they are weirdos so for all you weirdos out there find a new Hobie.